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Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentine's Day

I guess this year, I've paid more attention to Valentine's Day...or maybe it's because the holiday has been thrust upon me more than ever this year.

I was standing in line yesterday to purchase a sweater and the woman in front of me commented on how I was ready for the holiday with my "Valentine Red." I humorously told her my date was my dog.






Monday, January 30, 2012

Fudge!



Those of you who know me well know that I have a fondness for scented shower gels.  Philosophy consistently introduces scents that smell good enough to eat.  Here's the next one I wanna try...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Tina Fey Wannabe

"Have you ever launched so many farts under the covers in bed that you couldn't fall asleep because it smelled so bad?"

"Um, no."

"...No?.......Hmmm, yeah, me neither."